Annie Coulter's true connection to the Middle East?

So I finally faced up to reality that Ann Coulter actually exists and has a voice.  A hot-air, wind-bag, grates-on-one’s-sense-of-reason kinda voice, but a voice nonetheless.

In order to try and understand her a little better I did two things:  I started a study on the basic ocean dwelling jellyfish, the creature she has the most in common with, and I looked up her Bio on NNDB.

I learned that a jellyfish, which has no brains to speak of, moves through the ocean on currents, floating hither and yon, up and down, feeding off whatever comes it's way and is quite capable of functioning in its world.  Much like an Ann Coulter.  Not quite a bottom feeder, but close.  A jellyfish has stinging tentacles, much like I imagine Ann has (oh, the imagination is a dangerous and wastrelly thing!).

From her bio I discovered that, even though she’s never actually shown her tentacles to the world at large, she has shown that same world that she's really quite the whacko, which could certainly indicate but not confirm the presence of tentacles.  Oh, and she advocates murder and still gets airtime in the MSM.  The bitch has no shame (but... maybe... tentacles, well, you know).

And to the readers of DKOS, this is not really new news, eh?

So my question (you'll notice this diary’s title contains a question mark [which Jon Stewart calls a Cavuto, and who am I to argue with Jon?], so I feel the need to actually ask a question) is as follows, and may be in more than one part, I'm not sure:

Consider the following fact gleaned from NNDB:

She was fired from the conservative National Review when she turned in a column offering a final solution to the Muslim problem: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."

If you ignore the fact that it'd be a little hard to convert a Muslim, leader or otherwise, to anything but fertilizer after they're dead, is the reason Ann Coulter still in the public eye without even the slightest threat of harm, because she’s the one behind this administration’s most secret of master plans?

I mean, let's take a look at it:

"We should invade their countries,..."

Check, got 'er dun.  Well, one dun, heh!

"...kill their leaders..."

Check, got that un dun, too.  More werk to do, tho!

"...and convert them to Christianity."

Ahh rats!.  We already killed 'em, but I'm sure if we hadn't killed 'em we coulda converted 'em.  So, on that basis...

Check, God's all aquiverin' now.  Amen!

It seems our problems with the "war plan" are not just that the Bush administration can't find it's ass for a hole in the ground, but now, apparently, they've given Ann Coulter the keys to the War Room.

Or maybe, in that brainless, tentacled little head of hers, she just thinks they have.

Cheers!