I'm giving all my money

to republicans from now on. Why waste it on Democrats? I don't need lip service, and freeping polls doesn't float my boat. I want protection, I want to take what I want, when I want it and screw you. It may not help with my parking and speeding tickets, but it should will cover my butt when I need to bend a few rules or break/ignore a few laws.
Then I could wrap myself in my republicanism and take what I may when I may. Whose to stop me?

I could drain resources from the middle class and the poor and not worry a bit. If I didn't like a particular federal law I could just ignore it confident that no court could sustain it to appeal; I have people in the court.

I could hide my motives behind "Republican Privilege," which I'm told has been secretly added to the Constitution by VP Cheney. I'd not have to worry about a thing as long as my registration showed that I knew where the power was.

Yes, I'd pay some serious fealty knowing I could get away with just about anything. And why not? We are going to get away with everything we want between now and January of '09.